Porky Chops' Christmas

There was once a pig named Porky Chops
As Christmas drew near the humans they fed him well
They even let him around the Christmas bells

But come Christmas day...
Much to Porky's dismay
He ended up roasted
Watching the kids with their presents
An apple in his mouth

Now Pork watches from heaven
The people they sing
Christmas is over!
Oh! What joy it did bring